I can just hear this really loud intense music coming from upstairs and I thought mum was watching an action movie but it turned out to be masterchef
i feel like every week i’m just like “i need to get through this week”
if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances
damn girl are you sitting on an f5 key cos that ass is refreshing
never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me
a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs
me walking away from my responsibilities
That fucking head shake near the end.
so i got in the shower right and like halfway through the shower i noticed there was a spider in the corner and the first thing out of my mouth was “first of all how dare you”.
omg whaT A TRAVESTY
#my life in 5 words, 14 letters, and one bracketed action
Three hand-painted signs had been tacked to a broke-down gate. The first read, THE QUIBBLER EDITOR, X. LOVEGOOD. The second, PICK YOUR OWN MISTLETOE. The third, KEEP OFF THE DIRIGIBLE PLUMS. The gate creaked as they opened it. The zigzagging path leading to the front door was overgrown with a variety of odd plants, including a bush covered in orange radishlike fruit Luna sometimes wore as earrings.
it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks
why would i do that lmao
it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free
Luke and Calum make their move
this may or may not have nearly made me cry
thank you so much, lovely anon, this means an absolute load to me right now. i hope you have a fantastic week also you fab human bean <3